From the Star Telegram:
By Matt Frazier
FORT WORTH -- Here is something to add to your list of things to not use as a back scratcher. At about 3 a.m. Sunday, Jorge Alberto Espinal, 44, of Fort Worth, was outside playing poker with some friends when he went inside the house in the 3500 block of Montague Street. While inside, Espinal got an itch on his back. To scratch it, he chose a .22 caliber revolver.We know how this is going to end.
About 10 minutes later, he went back out and announced that he had shot himself.At least the reporter never used the word "accident".