Your Urgent Help Needed

Sitting here watching the largest transfer of power to the .gov in American history has given me the doldrums. Heck, it has even made it hard for me to post. Nero fiddled while Rome burned. Americans are watching Dancing With the Stars while the free market dissolves.

The Angry Bear has a bit of spam that... well..

Your Urgent Help Needed

I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship with a transfer of funds of great magnitude.

I am Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of America. My country has had crisis that has caused the need for large transfer of funds of 800 billion dollars US. If you would assist me in this transfer, it would be most profitable to you.

I am working with Mr. Phil Gram, lobbyist for UBS, who will be my replacement as Ministry of the Treasury in January. As a Senator, you may know him as the leader of the American banking deregulation movement in the 1990s.

This transactin is 100% safe...

We Americans do have quite the sense of humor.