Why make a buck.. err.. pound of course.
Designed by James Mcadam
Found on The Barking Moonbat Early Warning System
It is reported that 50% of people in London are worried about security and sleep with some form of self-defence to hand, for use against intruders.
The 'Safe Bedside Table' has a removable leg that acts as a club and a top that doubles as a shield for self-defence. This is for people who are willing to take on an intruder, providing an extra sense of security whilst in bed.
This saddens me, but what the heck, they would probably sell like hotcakes in CA, DC, NY and MA.
Personally I prefer my home defense tool to be sitting atop my night stand:
I lock the little gun safe at night when the Grand Kids sleep over. Oh... V does like her dolls.