Goats Gone Wild

Okay Firehand, you are going to have to explain this one to me:

From NBC5i.com:

Woman Ticketed After Goats Caught Mating

DIBBLE, Okla. -- Some "goats gone wild" are the talk of a small Oklahoma town.

A woman received two tickets after her goats were caught mating and relieving themselves on her own yard.

City law said it is illegal for any two animals to have sex in public within Dibble city limits.

It's also against law for them to relieve themselves in public even if the animal is fenced in on private land.

I guess no one told the goats.

Best line from the article:

The owner was shocked when she heard the charges.

“I kind of thought if anyone was caught having sex in public, it could have been me,” Carol Medenhall said.

There are some silly laws out there, and not all of them have to do with gun control, just control in general.