Thursday, January 17, 2013

Come on Over to Texas

Jim Forsyth via Reuters reported that "Texas Attorney General Greg Abbott has a message for New York gun owners: Come to Texas, and bring your guns with you."

This is really pretty funny.  Shortly after NY passed the most draconian (I know, been using that word way too much lately) gun laws in the nation, our AG started a Face Book, print and electronic ad campaign.  Here is one of the images he is using on FB:

I posted an idea on FB the other day about a great new business opportunity brought about by the new NY gun laws:
Out of state firearm storage. Live in a state run by Quislings who don't trust law abiding citizens with guns? Want to ensure your heirloom firearms stay in the family? For a low monthly fee you can store your guns in the free state of Texas. Air conditioned, secure, and private firearm storage available. Your firearms will always be available for in person pickup by you or your representative. In the event of the Zombie Apocalypse, you will have 10 days to get here before you guns are used to help save humanity.
You know, the more I think about it, the more this sounds like a very reasonable business opportunity.

One quick note for all y'all coming to Texas from repressive coastal states.  Please either stay out of the voting booth or vow to never vote for the same crap that destroyed the states you are leaving.  Thanks.

Edit: Rick is kinda ruining my evil capitalistic plans by offering free storage to NY gun owners.  How the heck am I ever going to become a 1%'r when do-gooders keep offering my viable options for making mega dollars for free?

1 comment:

Teke said...

I think there needs to be a waiting period on voting for those moving from non-free states.
They should have to attend free state training and have a waiting period of 2 election cycles prior to being allowed to vote. Along with the pledge to never vote for the crap that destroyed their state.

Also we should institute an exchange program. For every upstanding conservative arrival we will ship 2 nanny state liberals in return.