Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Not Voting for Obama?

Rachel Lucas explains why.

Good morning, hillbilly mouth-breathers! How are we today? Did we put our shoes on the correct feet and wipe all the drool off our faces before heading outside to plant turnips and whup our kids? Good, good.

Now go find a Democrat to help you read the rest of this post. I’ll try not to use words that are too big or fancy but if you come across something you don’t understand, your Democrat friend is right there to explain everything.

I’ve been concerned ever since I ran the reader poll that showed me that 95% of you are ignorant racists with sexual inadequacies. The world told you what to do but you won’t listen and I guess that’s because you’re just too dumb to know how dumb you are.

Well, thank God for Barack Obama and Joe Biden. They hope to bring the change you can believe in - if you can just try really hard to put down the guns and Bibles and burning crosses long enough to take some learnin’...
Head on over and read the whole thing.

H/T to SayUncle

1 comment:

CI-Roller Dude said...

NOW, do you think the mouth breathers are goin' be able to reed dis?
I used to be a 12Bravo...kind of miss the blowing stuff up.

check my blogg at

and don't mix up the time fuse with the det cord like some dumbass I used to know.